Why does my job rock socks?

I get paid 100$ to shoot photos of the people I love, and get drunk for free. I get paid to party baby.

People used to ream me out for not charging enough for shooting photography.
Why?
Work with passion, and it will pay off in the long run.
The more I shoot, the better I get, and one day I'll get paid what I deserve.

This is why I would never settle for an office job.
Life's too short to sit on your ass, slave for the man, or do something you hate.
Why make rich people richer?

It's inevitable that some of my money will go somewhere I don't want it.
But it's a small price to pay to spread a message.

I want to change the world.

Happiness makes you healthy.

My bird Hercs, is not only the happiest bird I know, but he's the happiest being I know. He recently turned 11 years old, and he is the healthiest of all 12 birds I have owned. A budgie's average life span is 8-10 years. There are 6 left now, and he's still the strongest, most energetic of all those little buggers. Why? Because he doesn't give a fuck. He chirps his heart out all day and plays with the other birds. So if you want to be a happy, healthy, still gettin laid grandma/grampa, get your chirp on. Be happy.

Be different. Everybody's doin it.